The Open Letters Blog: An Open Letter To John Mayer

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear John Mayer,

You are a COMPLETE DOUCHE!

Just wanted to let you know,
Shopgirl101

Funnyrunner said...: oooh. what did he do? I don't keep up with celebrity "news"...; Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: Ha! Yeah, what did he do now?; Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Marissa said...: We resent that. Even WE have our standards.

Signed,
The Douche Society; Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: Funnyrunner- Does he really have to do anything other than just be himself? :)

Quirkyloon- I really just can't stand anything he does...ever. He always makes a complete ass out of himself whenever he's on camera. Photogs have actually started yelling "Douchebag Mayer!" at him.

Douchebag Society- Well, you accepted Dane Cook as a member so I thought you were letting just anyone in :); Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Shawn said...: I've always found him rather lame. Actually, same goes for almost any of these modern day "singer-songwriters".; Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Julia D said...: hah! Truer words were never written.; Thursday, May 21, 2009
Summer's Eve said...: So you're saying John Mayer makes you feel fresh and clean?; Thursday, May 21, 2009
ryan said...: your face and my ass, john mayer. wait, you'd probably like it. douchebag.; Wednesday, June 03, 2009