An Open Letter to Rod Stewart
Dear Mr. Stewart:
No, I do not want your body, nor do I think you are sexy. I’m just letting you know.
No, I do not want your body, nor do I think you are sexy. I’m just letting you know.
Thanks for your inquiry,
Heather
6 comments:
Well. He did ask.
Asked and answered.
Maybe if I was drunk. And by drunk I mean passed out unconscious.
Not even then, sister. Not even then.
Yes, my philosophy is don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer. Which is why I sit in a room all by myself and type stupid comments like this, all ending in a period. No questions being asked here. None. Nope.
Except maybe... no, not even now.
This is a great letter!
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