Thursday, May 14, 2009

An Open Letter To That Owl In The Park

Dear Owl,

Me! It's me, Shawn! Now keep your voice down!

Sincerely,
Shawn

14 comments:

DouglasDyer said...

I don't get...oh wait I just got it. Hey, that's funny.

Anonymous said...

It's WOOOOOO???

Rosaria Williams said...

Three of you write this stuff for all of us to enjoy? Where have you been before today when I found you and now can't give you up. How do I sign up to follow?

Heather Cherry said...

That's one of my faves, Shawn.

Lakeviewer: Actually there are 4 of us but hey! Thanks! Go to your Dashboard and scroll down to where it says "Blogs I Follow" and then click "Add" and type in our url. Boom!

Shawn said...

Douglas: You can't go wrong with owl humor.

Bearman: That's more like...Ric Flair.

Lakeviewer: You seem to be following quite a few blogs already...makes me...kind of wonder if that was sarcasm...

Heather: Thanks!

Winky Twinky said...

Was that anything like a WOODPECKER??..... I know owls don't laugh as much... Just wondered... :)

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to think of an owl joke here, but I can't. Whatever, it's a funny letter, Shawn.

Shawn said...

Winky: There are many similarities between a woodpecker and an owl. However, none so inextricable they deserve mentioning here.

Shopgirl: Well. That's why I'm the master of owl humor (and spider jokes, no matter what those people thought).

Blonde Owl said...

What?

Wendy said...

Shawn, you are such a hoot!

Shawn said...

Blonde Owl: Well you see...because...you and then...ah, nevermind.

Wendy: Har, har, har. ;)

Marissa said...

I thought owls were gamers and said "wOOt". Yet I never heard them say "For The Win".

Nan-Nan said...

Sh-ahhhhn!!!! WHERE. DO. YOU. GET. THIS. STUFF?!?!? I mean really, Sam...what goes on in that brain of yours that this amazingly funny stuff continues to pop out at us on a regular basis??? I think you were blessed with the hilarity lobe in your hypothalamus, and aren't WE THE LUCKY ONES FOR IT?! Reeeeeeeally good stuff. Thanks for the guffaw...

Shawn said...

Marissa: Me neither, but I heard one of them call a gopher a n00b once, so you could be on to something.

Nan-Nan: Ha, thanks! :)