Dear Fiber One Bars,
Thank you for being truly delicious and making me have extremely satisfying poohs. If it weren't for your tasty little bars, I shudder to think how irregular I would be.
The Owner Of A Very Happy Colon,
Brooke Amanda
Starbucks and the Genie
4 years ago
10 comments:
Hmmm... A satisfied Pooh
LOLOL! Thank you for a satisfying giggle this early in the morning :)
tracy
I LOVE those little bars.. for the same reason
Ah, how we crave for that satifiying pooh. Pity im allergic to the bars though.
You are a nut! And you say the things that I think, but would never say!! Everyone needs someone like you in their life!!
A little too delicious if you ask me. One bar = satisfying poo. Three bars = weapons-grade anus.
What? You mean there's an alternative to loud groans and grunts?
;-)
If you wrap them in cheese you get an altogether different experience.
Eric- "A Satisfied Pooh"...isn't that the name of a Winnie-The-Pooh book?
CSM- You're Welcome!
Dizzy- Best invention ever!
Nabil- I feel so bad for you! You don't know what you're missing.
Mrs E- Yes, I am a nut...but you should meet my family!
Dougie- So true, I've made the mistake of eating multiple ones in a day and the next morning is NOT pretty.
Reforming Geek- See Dougies comment.
Shawn- Oh, cheese, yes...remember my post about eating cheese and crackers for two weeks and totally f'ing up my bowels? Never again!
I hate to inform you all of this but the different flavor of bars result in different textured "pooh". I do not recommend the raspberry one, not only is the texture extremely coarse, but the colouring nearly made me visit the local Emergency Medical Center.
How I know this is not relevant. But, yes, I got paid for both my time and travel.
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