Friday, August 14, 2009

An Open Letter To Scarlett Johansson

Dear ScarJo,

You can quit trying to be a singer anytime now. Seriously, you're not very good at it. On a sidenote, your husband is hot. Just thought I'd throw that in there.

Please Stick To Acting,
Brooke Amanda

11 comments:

The Office Scribe said...

I don't like her.

That is all.

Mrs. E said...

She sings? I am so out of it! All I know is that she is beautiful! Why would you have to sing if you look like that??

Chris said...

Thing is, she's not that great an actress either. She is good at being hot, though.

Anonymous said...

Office Scribe- I'm on the border of liking/not liking her.

Mrs.E- She put out an album last year and is rolling out another one this year. They weren't big sellers so I'm not surprised you didn't hear about them!

Chris- She was TERRIBLE in that Black Dahlia movie. But yes, she is hot :)

Soda and Candy said...

She's gorge, but she lost me when she was in a Woody Allen film. I just really dislike him.

Anonymous said...

Soda and Candy- She's been in several of them. I guess she's his muse. I can't stand him, either.

Eric said...

Maybe the theory should be that she has to sing in order to reduce her level of hotness somewhat. Kind of an 'anti-siren' situation, if you will...

Anonymous said...

if you don't like wody allen, you are a major loser.

Ghost world, you MFs.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous- why do people who leave shitty replies omit their names. Oh, yeah, cause you're a douche.

Shawn said...

+ 1. Although, Ghost World was a good movie, I have to agree.

Guinevere said...

100% agree on her husband being hot. I generally despise celebs, but Ryan Reynolds -- mmm. He must be a nice guy too, right? I want to believe.