The Open Letters Blog: An Open Letter To The Shirt I Just Bought That Says "Not Machine Washable, Dry Clean Only"

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dear Shirt,

You're never going to get cleaned. I just thought you should know that.

Thanks,
Shawn

Belle said...: Love it! I bought something once that said you couldn't dry clean OR wash it. I washed it, ruined it and got my money back.; Thursday, February 24, 2011
Heather Cherry said...: LOL, so true. Reminds me of my favorite comedian, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), who says, "This shirt is dry clean only, which means... it's DIRTY."; Friday, February 25, 2011
Chris said...: @Heather: "And I was under the impression that the mustard stain CAME OUT!"; Friday, March 04, 2011