Dear March,
So this is how you’re going to play it, huh? Beautiful, sunny and 65 degrees one day, then frigid, snowing and 30 degrees the very next day. What the hell?! You’re such a little cocktease. Do I need to bust out my capris and sandals or stick to winter coats and boots?
I know you’re supposed to come in like a lion and out like a lamb, but starting off like a lamb and then flipping the script is NOT COOL. Not cool at all. Don’t make me start to hate you more than I already hate February because, trust me, you don’t want that kind of wrath coming down on you full-force.
All this back-and-forth with Mother Nature has got me in a very pissy mood. If you two could possibly reach a decision within the next couple of days to, ya know, maybe make the next few weeks sunny with moderate temps that would be just fabulous. I know everyone in Illinois would thank you from the bottom of our warmth-deprived hearts.
Waiting patiently for some nice weather,
Brooke Amanda
Starbucks and the Genie
4 years ago
7 comments:
I second this.....
I'm from Florida and what is this?
BA, you've always got something to say to the weather, don't you? You guys really need to work things out. Go to a couples counselor maybe.
Rebecca- Right on!
Shawn- You lucky bastard.
Heather- I know... or I just need to move to somewhere a little more pleasant. I'm thinking Hawaii would fit the bill!
Good luck with the Hawaii thing. Knowing you, I'm sure you'll enjoy the whole "getting lei'd" thing. (or however you're supposed to spell that)
It was sunny and warm yesterday. This morning it was snowing. This is a crappy spring!
Heather- My sister went there in November and she got lei'd...a lot:)
Belle- Where do you live? I feel your pain!
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