The Open Letters Blog: An Open Letter To My Upstairs Neighbors

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dear Neighbors,

What's it like owning an elephant? I had no idea they did so much jumping!

Curious,
Shawn

Anonymous said...: I used to have an upstairs neighbor like that. I swear to God they would re-arrange their furniture every night at 3am. On second thought, maybe they were just having really rough sex. Hmm...; Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Chris said...: Wait till they teach it how to bowl.; Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Eric said...: You live under my house's foundation? Sorry for the noise.

'Whoa'
- Keanu Reeves; Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Pramit said...: haha.....good neibhours;)
atleast when u are bored of silence they r there for help.....
i liked your blog....it's awesome.
i have recently created a blog......hope u know the feeling when u just create it i want you to visit my blog and let me know how is it........
regards
Pramit Mishra; Friday, March 25, 2011
PorkStar said...: hahaha
I know the feeling, thankfully now I live on a 7th floor and nothing to worry about when it comes to upstairs neighbors.; Friday, March 25, 2011
Shawn said...: Brooke: Did you kill them? I feel like that may be my only remaining option.

Chris: No worse than playing Hopscotch, I'm guessing.

Eric: Yeah, throw some food down here once in a while, please.

Pramit: Bored of silence...I would treasure the opportunity to attain that feeling.

Porkstar: That's the best screenname ever. That is all.; Saturday, March 26, 2011
Lemmiwinks said...: great post. following you; Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Cake Betch said...: Apartment life BLOWS.; Tuesday, March 29, 2011