Dear Kate Gosselin’s Weave,
Run! Run for your dear life! I know you must be thinking you hit the jackpot by landing on a reality TV star’s head, but you have just reached the threshold to hell.
This bitch is broke and she has 20 kids ready to pull at you and get bubble gum stuck in you. She is going to be too busy caring for her child army to give you the time and attention you need to look your best. You deserve top of the line hair care products and I just know she’ll try to use some Suave shit on you. And her taste in men is not the best. You’ll have to deal with douchebags running their fingers through you and sweating on you during “adult time.”
Do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of scissors and end this nonsense right now before it’s too late.
I will be praying for you,
Brooke Amanda
Read my other letter to Kate at "Babbling Brooke."
5 comments:
I couldn't believe it when I saw that hair. It....just....well it is going to haunt my dreams tonight.
Sigh, I totally love that letter. Was it me or did that look nothing like her? And it wasn't the hair, it really wasn't. I don't know. Did she have some work done or something?
Dear Kate, Your smile looks extremely forced. Please tell the media to leave you and your family alone and go off someplace to find your true self, maybe then you will be able to smile and actually be happy. It's possible Kate, don't lose hope.
I think her photo was heavily airbrushed and photoshopped, hence the fakeness of the entire thing. She's trying a little too hard to convice everyone she's happy.
Love the letter...
Love the concept....
Love this blog.....
:)
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