Dear Kate Gosselin’s Weave,
Run! Run for your dear life! I know you must be thinking you hit the jackpot by landing on a reality TV star’s head, but you have just reached the threshold to hell.
This bitch is broke and she has 20 kids ready to pull at you and get bubble gum stuck in you. She is going to be too busy caring for her child army to give you the time and attention you need to look your best. You deserve top of the line hair care products and I just know she’ll try to use some Suave shit on you. And her taste in men is not the best. You’ll have to deal with douchebags running their fingers through you and sweating on you during “adult time.”
Do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of scissors and end this nonsense right now before it’s too late.
I will be praying for you,
Brooke Amanda
Read my other letter to Kate at "Babbling Brooke."
