Dear Sticker-Mongers,
We don't care. No really, no one does.
Nobody cares that your kid made the honor roll and absolutely no one cares that your kid beat up another honor roll student.
Nobody cares who you voted for in the last election and no one was going to blame you, anyway.
Nobody cares about your fish, or about your fish with legs.
Nobody gives a flying shitwaffle if you have a baby on board, or what the make-up of your family looks like, as created by stick figures.
Nobody cares if Jesus is your co-pilot, if you're "salt life", who you support in the NASCAR event, if you never learned anything else about Islam after 9/11, if your other car is a broomstick, if you'd rather be fishing, or WHAT YOU THINK CALVIN SHOULD BE PISSING ON!
It looks dumb, and you should feel dumb.
Sincerely,
Shawn
Carrot footprints
11 years ago
