Friday, August 14, 2009

An Open Letter To Scarlett Johansson

Dear ScarJo,

You can quit trying to be a singer anytime now. Seriously, you're not very good at it. On a sidenote, your husband is hot. Just thought I'd throw that in there.

Please Stick To Acting,
Brooke Amanda

11 comments:

The Office Scribe said...

I don't like her.

That is all.

Mrs. E said...

She sings? I am so out of it! All I know is that she is beautiful! Why would you have to sing if you look like that??

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

Thing is, she's not that great an actress either. She is good at being hot, though.

shopgirl101 said...

Office Scribe- I'm on the border of liking/not liking her.

Mrs.E- She put out an album last year and is rolling out another one this year. They weren't big sellers so I'm not surprised you didn't hear about them!

Chris- She was TERRIBLE in that Black Dahlia movie. But yes, she is hot :)

Soda and Candy said...

She's gorge, but she lost me when she was in a Woody Allen film. I just really dislike him.

shopgirl101 said...

Soda and Candy- She's been in several of them. I guess she's his muse. I can't stand him, either.

Eric said...

Maybe the theory should be that she has to sing in order to reduce her level of hotness somewhat. Kind of an 'anti-siren' situation, if you will...

Anonymous said...

if you don't like wody allen, you are a major loser.

Ghost world, you MFs.

shopgirl101 said...

Anonymous- why do people who leave shitty replies omit their names. Oh, yeah, cause you're a douche.

Shawn said...

+ 1. Although, Ghost World was a good movie, I have to agree.

Guinevere said...

100% agree on her husband being hot. I generally despise celebs, but Ryan Reynolds -- mmm. He must be a nice guy too, right? I want to believe.