Thursday, February 24, 2011

An Open Letter To The Shirt I Just Bought That Says "Not Machine Washable, Dry Clean Only"

Dear Shirt,

You're never going to get cleaned. I just thought you should know that.

Thanks,
Shawn

3 comments:

Belle said...

Love it! I bought something once that said you couldn't dry clean OR wash it. I washed it, ruined it and got my money back.

Heather Cherry said...

LOL, so true. Reminds me of my favorite comedian, Mitch Hedberg (RIP), who says, "This shirt is dry clean only, which means... it's DIRTY."

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

@Heather: "And I was under the impression that the mustard stain CAME OUT!"