Dear nake,
I have een you in the yard, lithering through the bu he and hi ing at me when I get too clo e. It' time for you to leave, plea e.
incerely,
hawn
CC: Dell Computer , INC.
Dear Dell,
A certain letter on my keyboard no longer work . Plea e end replacement.
Thank ,
hawn
Starbucks and the Genie
3 years ago
2 comments:
OWWW! OH, Lord!! Man, my face is cramped up!! I have laughed so hard my ribs think I'm in a bear hug, and there is nobody else in my personal space at the moment. Wait, wait...I had to reposition the comment box, just so I can enjoy another knee-slappin' guffaw...ah---ha------aaaaah----a----(like the Tom Hanks laugh in the Money Pit!!!)There goes my mascara. Oh hawn- that was the best piece of unexpected humor I;'ve read in a LONG time. Thanks for the major endorphin rush, Friend. Encore, please. Maybe something on " pider ?" I HATE THEM!!!
Wow, Nan-Nan, now that is an endorsement!
And I'm with you. I would be happy to do one on spiders, but apparently my spider humor leaves something to be desired.
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