Dear Courtney Botox,
What the hell did you do to your face? When watching the season premiere of “Cougartown” last week, I actually gasped at how mask-like your face has become. Your forehead and eyes have gone totally Christopher Reeves on you and one would think the inability to move your face would really be a hindrance to an actress. Your lips are plumped to within an inch of their life and I feel tempted to stick a pin in them just to see if they’ll pop!
Here’s the thing, Courtney…WE ALL GET OLDER! It’s going to happen. Just go with it. No one expects you to look the way you did on “Family Ties” or “Friends.” However, we do expect you to look like a human being. Fine lines and wrinkles are OKAY because real people acquire them as they get older. Please, stop fucking with your looks and lay off all the fillers, plumpers, nips and tucks. You don’t need them. Just look like the beautiful, 40-something woman that you are. You are dangerously close to looking like The Joker, so if I were you, I’d take this warning very seriously.
Oh, and one last thing. Can you make your character on “Cougartown” a smidge less whiney/needy?
Thanks,
Brooke Amanda
Carrot footprints
9 years ago
5 comments:
Oh my gosh, this is so true!
maybe the blank, expressionless face is just to match her bland, dull acting style.
In Real Life- Sadly, it is so very true.
Professor Chaos- Hmm, it's kind of like the chicken or the egg. I don't know which came first! Did her acting get worse b/c of the plastic surgery or was she always a shitty actress and it's more pronounced now that she can't move anything?
The scariest thing about botox: scientists have recently discovered that what emotion you show affects what emotion you feel. They've found that people with a lot of botox are incapable of feeling strong emotions, if any emotions at all because of their inability to move their face. As if we needed another reason to avoid it!
Breanna- Holy shit, that is frightening!
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