Thursday, July 2, 2009

An Open Letter to the Person Who Painted the Ambulance I Saw Today

Dear Ambulance Artists,

I don't know how to tell you this, but you completely BOTCHED the word "Ambulance" on the front of the vehicle. I realize dyslexia is a serious condition, but what you did was worse than dyslexia. It's almost like you did it on purpose. Well, funny joke...I guess...but an emergency vehicle doesn't really seem like the appropriate place for a prank. Just my opinion.

Sincerely,
Shawn

11 comments:

dizzblnd said...

did the get the letters wrong.. or print it backwards so you can read it in your rear view?? God I hope its the former.. if it's the latter you need help ;)

Eric said...

Well, what better place than at a medical emergency to have a laugh? Because, hey, free jokes.

Heather Cherry said...

Great one, Shawn! LMAO! We're fer sure on our way to a book deal now.

Mrs. E said...

You're always good for a chuckle!

ReformingGeek said...

Hum....I hope they didn't use the word ambivalent.

brookeamanda said...

Did you contact the hospital to let them know it's written backwards? I'm sure they'd be mortified to hear this ;)

Winky Twinky said...

I gotta tell ya.. ANY square truck driving slower than 30 mph is always considered an ice cream truck.... trust me on this -- I
have three very young grandkids!!

An emergency vehicle has no business being obscure...it's just too dangerous!

Soda and Candy said...

Shawn, I love "sleeper " jokes.

Well done sir!

Trevor said...

maybe it was an E-merchant-cy vehicle?

Shrimp Salad Circus said...

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- Lindsay

Heather Cherry said...

Thanks so much Lindsay!