Friday, December 18, 2009

An Open Letter To The Idiot Who Almost Ran Into Me In The Mall Parking Lot

Dear Idiot Who Almost Ran Into Me In The Mall Parking Lot,

Do you see those bright yellow arrows on the cement? They indicate which way you can turn into the parking lanes. You CANNOT drive the wrong way or you will cause a head-on the one you almost caused tonight by going the wrong way, full speed ahead, then looking angrily at me like I was the one at fault. I hope someone totals your car. Merry f**king Christmas, dickworm!

You are a shitty driver,
Brooke Amanda


Fanboy Wife said...

That "dickworm" must really get around because I think he almost hit me the last time I went grocery shopping.

Shawn said...

I had a book as a kid called "Sniglets", which referred to such people as "arrowneous".

Dickworm works too, though.

shopgirl101 said...

As much as I'd like to, I can't take credit for coining the term "dickworm." Sweet Dee used it on a recent episode of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia." I love that show!

Guinevere said...

I was in a car accident because someone cut between parked cars to turn the wrong way down a one-way lane in a parking lot. People suck at driving. And is it just me, or do they achieve their ultimate levels of suckage around the holidays?

shopgirl101 said...

No, they DO achieve ultimate levels of suckage at holiday :)

Anonymous said...

Like I always say, people like that got their driver license from a bubble gum machine.