Written from my car while stopped, waiting for pedestrians to go from the parking lot into Best Buy and vice versa:
Dear Pedestrians,
I mean, I know it would be physically possible for you to walk a little slower, but can't we test out the limits of your turtle-like progression at another time?? I just want to get to my parking space and get inside, you know? Oh, that's wonderful, more people are coming out of the store now and I'll have to wait for them as well! My car is starting to overheat! WHY ARE YOU SHUFFLING YOUR FEET?? Are you afraid you might step on a stingray? Pick up the pace, you ASSOSAURUS!
Sincerely,
Shawn
Carrot footprints
9 years ago
4 comments:
Bwaahaha. So you found yourself on both sides of the steering wheel!
Okay, your labels are getting better and better.
very nice article !
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