Monday, April 4, 2011

An Open Letter to Angry Birds

Dear Angry Birds,

You have to be the dumbest game ever put on this planet, and I include Monopoly in that number. God, you're so retarded, and anyone who plays you is equally retarded! I, for one, do not intend to ever play you again. And I mean that.

One more level, and I'm done.

All right, well, that one was easy, but after this next level, I am deleting you and you will be out of my life forever.

God, has anything on this earth ever been invented that is as useless as that green boomerang bird?? Oh, right. Egg shaped bird.

Ok, I'm done. Seriously. I'm not going to spend the next fifteen minutes trying to knock down that structure and kill those bitchly-ass pigs. It doesn't even make sense. The physics are terrible. Goodbye. Turning it off.

In just a sec...



Rebecca said...

This kinda sorta makes me glad that my phone will only make a phone call.

Heather Cherry said...

I'm really sorta shocked you didn't create a "bitchly-ass pig" tag just for this.

Shawn said...

Rebecca: Mine won't even do that. I was actually playing this on PC.

Heather: Trust me, it took great restraint.

Brooke Amanda said...

My boyfriend is playing this bitch-ass game as I am typing this and I'm freaking stuck on Level 12. And don't even get me started on "Angry Birds: Seasons."

Cake Betch said...

I've literally been stuck on one level with those stupid ass boomerang birds for like four weeks. Really, really irritated.

epoxy said...

very nice article like this .. angry birds also a nice game this year .. level by level ..