Thursday, June 25, 2009

An Open Letter To Fiber One Bars

Dear Fiber One Bars,

Thank you for being truly delicious and making me have extremely satisfying poohs. If it weren't for your tasty little bars, I shudder to think how irregular I would be.

The Owner Of A Very Happy Colon,
Brooke Amanda


Eric said...

Hmmm... A satisfied Pooh

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

LOLOL! Thank you for a satisfying giggle this early in the morning :)


dizzblnd said...

I LOVE those little bars.. for the same reason

Nabil said...

Ah, how we crave for that satifiying pooh. Pity im allergic to the bars though.

Mrs. E said...

You are a nut! And you say the things that I think, but would never say!! Everyone needs someone like you in their life!!

DouglasDyer said...

A little too delicious if you ask me. One bar = satisfying poo. Three bars = weapons-grade anus.

ReformingGeek said...

What? You mean there's an alternative to loud groans and grunts?


Shawn said...

If you wrap them in cheese you get an altogether different experience.

shopgirl101 said...

Eric- "A Satisfied Pooh"...isn't that the name of a Winnie-The-Pooh book?

CSM- You're Welcome!

Dizzy- Best invention ever!

Nabil- I feel so bad for you! You don't know what you're missing.

Mrs E- Yes, I am a nut...but you should meet my family!

Dougie- So true, I've made the mistake of eating multiple ones in a day and the next morning is NOT pretty.

Reforming Geek- See Dougies comment.

Shawn- Oh, cheese, yes...remember my post about eating cheese and crackers for two weeks and totally f'ing up my bowels? Never again!

Trevor said...

I hate to inform you all of this but the different flavor of bars result in different textured "pooh". I do not recommend the raspberry one, not only is the texture extremely coarse, but the colouring nearly made me visit the local Emergency Medical Center.

How I know this is not relevant. But, yes, I got paid for both my time and travel.