Wednesday, June 3, 2009

An Open Letter to the Kid Who Just Shot My Car With a Water Gun

Dear Kid,

Really? Holding the water gun sideways, gangsta style?

Sincerely,
Shawn

18 comments:

tracy said...

ugh, what a ... well, I'm going to not say that...

Is it time to go back to school yet?

tracy

Heather Cherry said...

Jeez Shawn, it's how all the cool kids are doing it these days.

Funnyrunner said...

Dear Mr. Shawn:

That's how the gang said to hold it for initiation...

twunch said...

Yo, Shawn-

When I saw your 1994 Toyota Tercel, I knew i had to bust a cup on your ass.

Sincerely,
The Drizzle

Mrs. E said...

Shawn, I have no idea who all your weird commenters are...but that is some funny stuff!! So glad I stopped by!

Shawn said...

Tracy: I don't even think they're out of school yet around here.

Heather: I know, I know. I should quit being a fogey.

Funnyrunner: Oooh, the water gun gang. Let me hide my suede.

The Drizzle: It's a 95, learn your cars.

Mrs. E: Thanks. :)

shopgirl101 said...

It's not officially summer until your car gets nailed by some little punk. LOVE the fact he rocked it out gangtsa style!

mama-face said...

fo shizzle

Shawn said...

Shopgirl: I'll slap a little gangsta. I don't care, I will.

Mama-face: Word.

Soda and Candy said...

Child, please.

At least it was water - not eggs and squeezy mustard like they busted all up in my car's grill when we first moved to our hood.

Marissa said...

Shouldn't bin rollin' in da hood in yo hoop-d.

dizzblnd said...

i think that kid is my neighbor

AoE said...

Now that you mention it, I am a little tired of getting blasted with gun powder and empty shells ... what is the correct way? None of my Gs can tell me

Shawn said...

Soda: Why? That would have made a delicious midafternoon snack.

Marissa: I gots to be gettin where I gots to be, yo.

Dizz: He wasn't playing basketball at the crack of dawn.

AoE: Barrel inward. Pass it along.

mo.stoneskin said...

You could have stolen his pocket money. Gangsta style.

Anita C. McCants said...

Your comments are hilarious :D

But seriously--that's disturbing.

Trevor said...

One time I bought a flute and drove around a populated area blowing it. After a loud toot out of the window I would yell "drive by fluting".

People were not amused.

BTW-- this blog is genius.

Shawn said...

mo: Well, yeah. I did. 35 cents. What kinda gangsta only has 35 cents?

Anita: Yep, the commenters make it all worth it. All the toil. The sacrifice. The six dollar automatic car washes.

Trevor: No, YOU sir, are a genius. Drive by fluting!