Thursday, April 14, 2011

An Open Letter to Answers.com

Dear Answers.com (or is it "WikiAnswers"? I don't really know),

Just the other day, I was finishing up my presentation to the National Board of Endangered Species Protection, and I needed to know how many camels were left in the world. The usual sources of information were of no help, so in desperation I turned to you:




And, as I expected, your reputation remained untarnished as you supplied me with the correct answer in record time:




Thanks, Answers.com! I'll let you know how the presentation goes!

With gratitude,
Shawn

9 comments:

Rebecca said...

I think that answers had a bit of a hiccup...maybe you should have asked us.....I'd totally call the zoo or shoot them an e-mail to find out.

Caleb said...

There's 800 billion camels left? Holy shit!

Why am I still eating horses?

Brooke Amanda said...

800 billion...hmm, sounds about right!

The Office Scribe said...

Here in Chicago we are overrun with camels. I was really hoping that when Obama was elected he would do something about it...

Now I have to put my trust in Rahm Emanuel. (((DOH)))

Eric said...

Maybe 800 billion Marlboros, *if* you include the weird varieties like 'Menthol Blue Pack' and 'Virginia Blend 100's'. But 800 billion Camels? No way. *


* Eric does not smoke, and he does not endorse it.

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