Saturday, May 2, 2009

An Open Letter To Funky Facts

Dear Funky Facts,

Stop going around giving me and my blogging posse frownie faces on Since you're only 17 years old, I'll be nice because MAYBE you don't realize how this whole blogging thing works. First of all, if you want people to read your blog (and in case you didn't know, 99% of people who read blogs are your fellow bloggers) you need to create a postive relationship with us. Which means, you DO NOT give frownie faces to blog posts that are actually very funny. If you don't like them, just don't do's that simple. But don't be a douche and give a frownie face because that actually deducts point from a post. This is your me, you don't want me to sic my blogging bitch Queenie on you. I'm pretty sure she makes grown men cry and would make you shit yourself. So...just stop what you're doing and we'll be cool, kepeesh?

Don't Be A Dick,
Brooke Amanda


Heather Cherry said...

An Open Letter to Brooke:

You rock!


Half of the bloggers on Humor Blogs

Shawn said...

Some things just need to be said (and this is better than the way I had planned).

Heather Cherry said...

I'm still dying to read what you would have written.

Shawn said...

I sent it to you?

shopgirl101 said...

Thanks guys. Apparently he's been doing this to more people than I even knew about. Oh, it also helped that I'd had a few glasses of wine before I wrote it :)

Heather Cherry said...

Dang it... Shawn, my work email's been acting up. Can you send it to my hotmail or gmail?

Brooke: No no, thank YOU!

The Office Scribe said...

Thank god, I thought I was the only one getting them and I couldn't figure out what was going on.

Heather Cherry said...

You, too? Good grief, Charlie Brown.

Winky Twinky said...

Wow, glad you're addressing this before he got to some of the newbies like me and made us cry..or verbally bitch-slap him... thanks for saving us.. y'all rock!!

Candice said...

How did he get accepted to Humor-blogs? Seems to me that he's lacking in the HUMOR department. Also in the tackle department if I were guessing.

Fucker gave me another frownie today so I reached in deep to the depths of my maturity and gave him a dose of his own medicine.

A frown for every flaming turd that he's ever posted. So now I'll probably fall off the humor blog list into obscurity once this ahole sicks all of his funky facts followers one me, but that's okay by me. Vengence will be mine! ;)

shopgirl101 said...

Office Scribe- Damn, he got you, too?!

Winky Twinky- Trust me, he's not worth crying over :)

Candice- Hell yeah! Give him a taste of the frownie. And he has like two followers, so I think you should be okay.