Tuesday, May 5, 2009

An open letter to Heather

Dear Heather,

Thanks for getting back to me, and I really appreciate your honesty. In fact, I probably shouldn't be typing this, but your tart frankness kinda turns me on. Kinda riles me up. Kinda gets me hot and bothered. I could go on. So, if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. I got a full-body latex suit and a riding crop already oiled up and waiting to go.

xoxoxo,
Rod Stewart

13 comments:

Heather Cherry said...

Oh, you are just so WRONG!

*shudder*

Shawn said...

Thou doth protest too much, Heather. The sexual tension is palpable.

Heather Cherry said...

Ew. Srsly.

Rod Stewart said...

To-night's the night....
It's gonna be al-right....
'Cause I love ya girl...
Ain't no-body gonna- stop us now...

Heather Cherry said...

No, Rod. Just, no. Let it go, man.

obladi oblada said...

Wow. Poor Heather...

Julia D said...

I dunno Heather. I kinda think you should go for it.

Winky Twinky said...

LOL....I think all of you are mentally ill... but OMG, that's funny!! Gotta say though...I'm with Heather on this one... Eeewww

shopgirl101 said...

Hmm, Rod is sounding sexier and sexier to me. Is that weird?

Mr Hellbrain said...

It's the way he moves those hips.

Heather Cherry said...

O/O: *sniffling* Yeah...

Jules: I think YOU should. Ooh, burn!

W/T: How did you find out? That's been a closely held secret. By the Shriners. For centuries.

Shopgirl: Well, you DO like Jason Schwartzman...

Hellbrain: Elvis, he is not.

Rod Stewart said...

Tell the truth, you really have the hots for my "Brullet" (British mullet). That and my BIG nose.

Heather Cherry said...

And your spandex pants and charcoal voice. Oh yeah. I love all of those things about you. And by "love" I mean "loathe intensely."