Friday, May 8, 2009

An Open Letter To That Guy Who Just Said "It's Not The Heat, It's The Humidity"

Dear Heat/Humidity Pontificator,

Not for nothing, but you do realize you're trapped in an oven, right?

Just checking,
Shawn

15 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

I absolutely LOATHE when people say this.

I'm still cookin' in the AZ heat. I don't care if it's dry or not!

Gah!

Winky Twinky said...

Yeah, the turkey's in denial... I can't stand the really hot weather no matter what kind it is.

tracy said...

Hahahahahahahaha! Now THAT was funny.... lol
tracy

Heather Cherry said...

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "It's getting kind of hot in here." And the other muffin replies, "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

DouglasDyer said...

Shawn, I'm not trying to ignore you but "Holy shit a talking muffin" is the funniest thing I'm going to read all day.

Shawn said...

Quirky: Yeah, the whole thing is way overblown.

Winky: I do vastly appreciate it to the really cold weather.

Tracy: Thanks.

Heather: Muffins, cakes, brownies...they all talk to me. Pleading and begging me to eat them. I usually comply.

Douglas: Mmm-hmm. This will be noted.

shopgirl101 said...

How about when people say, "But it's a DRY heat." Dry heat or not, 100 degrees is still motherfucking hot!

Heather Cherry said...

Doug: YAY!

Shawn: FTW, my friend. FTW. Also, most foods speak to me but especially cupcakes and cookies. And candy. And um, French Fries.


And pizza.


Don't forget cheeseburgers.

Shawn said...

Brooke: Agreed! People give water far too much credit for the temperature.

Heather: I've got your FTW. Don't make me ban you from your own site.

ReformingGeek said...

But today really is humid and it feels so much hotter! Maybe because it's 90-effing degrees today when we've had 75 a few days ago. Sheesh!

Snuggles said...

Shawn: Is you threatineen my mom? Cuz need I remind you... um... I'm a pit bull and stuff. So what was dat you was sayin' before?

Shawn said...

Reforming: Yeah, I think I would tend to blame a 20 degree jump before the moisture.

Sunggles: Hey pal! So...yeah, I was just playing around. Ha! You know how us people kid. Funny. Funny, funny, fun times.

Please don't eat me.

Snuggles said...

It's okay, Shawn. Just a little pit bull joke there. We're still buddies.

Marissa said...

The people who say that should be burned at the stake!

They're the same people who say after a week of boring ass rain, "But we need the rain."

Shawn said...

Snuggles: Phew.

Marissa: GAH! That's even worse! Anyone who says that should be drowned.