Wednesday, May 20, 2009

An Open Letter To John Mayer

Dear John Mayer,

You are a COMPLETE DOUCHE!

Just wanted to let you know,
Shopgirl101

8 comments:

Funnyrunner said...

oooh. what did he do? I don't keep up with celebrity "news"...

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! Yeah, what did he do now?

Marissa said...

We resent that. Even WE have our standards.

Signed,
The Douche Society

shopgirl101 said...

Funnyrunner- Does he really have to do anything other than just be himself? :)

Quirkyloon- I really just can't stand anything he does...ever. He always makes a complete ass out of himself whenever he's on camera. Photogs have actually started yelling "Douchebag Mayer!" at him.

Douchebag Society- Well, you accepted Dane Cook as a member so I thought you were letting just anyone in :)

Shawn said...

I've always found him rather lame. Actually, same goes for almost any of these modern day "singer-songwriters".

Julia D said...

hah! Truer words were never written.

Summer's Eve said...

So you're saying John Mayer makes you feel fresh and clean?

ryan said...

your face and my ass, john mayer. wait, you'd probably like it. douchebag.