Monday, May 4, 2009

An Open Letter to Rod Stewart


An Open Letter to Rod Stewart


Dear Mr. Stewart:

No, I do not want your body, nor do I think you are sexy. I’m just letting you know.

Thanks for your inquiry,

Heather

6 comments:

Shawn said...

Well. He did ask.

Heather Cherry said...

Asked and answered.

Brooke Amanda said...

Maybe if I was drunk. And by drunk I mean passed out unconscious.

Heather Cherry said...

Not even then, sister. Not even then.

Wendy said...

Yes, my philosophy is don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer. Which is why I sit in a room all by myself and type stupid comments like this, all ending in a period. No questions being asked here. None. Nope.

Except maybe... no, not even now.

Fanboy Wife said...

This is a great letter!